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- Junaid
...ISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER *********** INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access *********** MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She make horrible thing look beautiful *********** SCREENSAVER GIRLS She is good for nothing...
- Types Of Girls ( Computer Humor )
...ISK GIRLS She remembers everything, FOREVER ***********INTERNET GIRLS Difficult to access *********** MULTIMEDIA GIRLS She make horrible thing look beautiful *********** SCREENSAVER GIRLS She is good for nothing but at ...
- Computers
...isk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, ""Oops, I forgot."" 16. Every time you press return and there is processing time required, pray ""Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease,"" and scream ""YES!"" when it finishes. 17. ""Disk fight!"" 18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (it helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends). 19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. 20. If you-re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" whenever there is processing time required. 21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper and tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless. 22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge in the 3.5 disk drive. When it doesn-t work, get the supervisor. 23. When you are on an IBM and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those. 24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it-s all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line. 25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for awhile, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you. 26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger. 27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look f...
- Computers
...isk, It would hurt when you found out! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You-d be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse l...
- Latest Movies
... New Films Released 1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai2) Aao chat kare3) Programmer ...
- Type Of Womens
... HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM ...
- Mera Face Monitor Hay
... mera face monitor hay mera head hard disk please download my heart to your heart warna m...
- Lolz
- It Poetry...
...isk pe aur kitni files daalooApne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to bataoWoh to hu...
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